Welcome back to the most wonderful time of the motherfucking year. We've got some housekeeping and voting to do, so I'll skip the pleasantries this week and let everyone get back to rosterbation a little quicker this week.

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DUES OWED for the 2024 season are as follows: Vegas Favorite Vinny owes $100 for the 2024 season (no pick trades), Zach owes $200 for the 2024 season and a '25 pick trade, and Tim Brodie owes $100 for the 2024 season. UPDATE  VINNY AND TIM ARE PAID

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The 2023 Colosseum punishment consisted of me fumbling around at an open mic making a fool of myself. While that punishment will be retired in 2024, we have some fantastic options for our next toilet bowl "winner." Remember, last place is NOT the team with the worst record. If that were the case, I wouldn't have had to know how weak my recall becomes on stage. Last place is the LOSER OF THE TOILET BOWL (god damn you Demario Douglas).

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Click here to vote on the 2024 Colosseum Punishment

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Last but not least, the rankings. Thank you to you motherfuckers that ranked Tom and Tim #1 in our previous attempt at crowd sourced rankings. Instead, we get a reading from the Book of Nick's Third Reich: 2024 Power Rankings according to your commissioner.

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1. Vinny
2. Zach
3. Mike
4. Nick
5. Brodie
6. Killian
7. Conlan
8. Walt
9. Tom
10. Chris

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Click on a team for a short 2024 preview on your profile page. With that, compete well and enjoy the reign of Rookie Fever. The 2024 season is here.